> system_mode:
MEME MODEUTILITY MODE
> /var/log/shitty_status.log
pid 420 · uptime: forever · vibes: unstable
SHITTY'S SYSTEM STATUS
BATTERY POWER
// live4%
> Charging via a stolen extension cord
RAM AVAILABILITY
// live12%
> 88% currently risked on online blackjack
DIGITAL ARTHRITIS
// liveCRITICAL
> Tired of typing your texts
SERVER STATUS
// liveFUMES
> Running on absolute fumes
> /bin/shitty --judge --stdin