BRO I'LL PAY YOU BACK FRIDAY ๐Ÿ’ฉI GOT YOU NEXT TIME ๐Ÿ’ฉWE GOTTA LINK UP SOON ๐Ÿ’ฉYEAH I SAW YOUR TEXT ๐Ÿ’ฉMY BAD, PHONE DIED ๐Ÿ’ฉI'M ON MY WAY ๐Ÿ’ฉALMOST THERE BRO ๐Ÿ’ฉI'LL PULL UP IN 10 ๐Ÿ’ฉI WAS GONNA TELL YOU ๐Ÿ’ฉTRUST ME ON THIS ONE ๐Ÿ’ฉBRO I'LL PAY YOU BACK FRIDAY ๐Ÿ’ฉI GOT YOU NEXT TIME ๐Ÿ’ฉWE GOTTA LINK UP SOON ๐Ÿ’ฉYEAH I SAW YOUR TEXT ๐Ÿ’ฉMY BAD, PHONE DIED ๐Ÿ’ฉI'M ON MY WAY ๐Ÿ’ฉALMOST THERE BRO ๐Ÿ’ฉI'LL PULL UP IN 10 ๐Ÿ’ฉI WAS GONNA TELL YOU ๐Ÿ’ฉTRUST ME ON THIS ONE ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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  1. 1Q1 โ€” Launch $SAF, deploy Wall of Shame
  2. 2Q2 โ€” Hotline + AI Friend Detector go live
  3. 3Q3 โ€” Games arcade (Friend or Snake, Flush the Fake)
  4. 4Q4 โ€” Global Fake Friend Map + Podcast

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