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  1. 1Q1 — Launch $SAF, deploy Wall of Shame
  2. 2Q2 — Hotline + AI Friend Detector go live
  3. 3Q3 — Games arcade (Friend or Snake, Flush the Fake)
  4. 4Q4 — Global Fake Friend Map + Podcast

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